r/Saint_Kate_Middleton

We snark the fitness, fashion, plastic surgery, wigs, ruthless social climbing, “Pick-Me” behavior, fawning at sexism & strategic racism of the world’s most famous ”work-shy” Kommoner Bird in a Gilded Cage! Kelebrate her stroll from a semi-attached house to athletic scholarships to top schools! Learn how “Kate Middlebum” flashed the lads from her dorm window, became known as “The Mattress” & scrounged her way to marrying the bald rage-a-holic heir to the British throne!!!! RIP Thomas Kingston!!